I Got Tired

@Player

I have an important announcement to make.

You see, the issue is fairly simple.

The MM is supposed to start in just one hour.

But...

I GOT TIRED

You guys weren't supposed to survive for this long, so I just... don't have a Main Match written.

And I was too tired and lazy to write one in the last few days.

Soooooooooooooooo....

Here's what we're going to do.

We are going to GENERATE a Main Match.

I will use https://marcercyoon.github.io/TheGeniusSimulator/games.html to generate the title of the Main Match.

Then, I will ask players to give me some keywords as well.

I will then write the rules to the Main Match in a 1-hour design competition using the title and those keywords.

I will start this process in VC.

This is the title of our MM.

Archivist's Note: After an hour in VC with spectators and players alike, MarcerMercer ultimately came up with the below game.

MM6: GOD'S THIEF

In this Main Match of deception and thievery, players must steal the most Wild Cherry Pepsi to please the god himself.

There are 5 rounds in this Main Match.

Each round, players must submit a location they want to go to, and the action they want to take at that location. The locations are Grunkle University Park, Seat Exchange Memorial, and The Flower Fields. Each location is home to 2 types of Wild Pepsi that are unknown at the start of the game. The types of Wild Pepsi are Wild Apple Pepsi, Wild Banana Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Wild Dragonfruit Pepsi.

The actions you can take at a location are as follows:

Claim: Claim the types of Wild Pepsi at this location. You will succeed in claiming if and only if nobody is stealing at the same location.

Steal: Steal the types of Wild Pepsi at this location. You will succeed in stealing if and only if somebody is claiming at the same location.

Learn: Learn the types of Wild Pepsi at this location.

If a claim or steal is successful, that player earns round(5 / # of players at location) liters of both types of Pepsi at the location (minimum 1). They will know how much Pepsi (in liters) they received, but they will not know what types of Pepsi they received.

At the end of Round 3, the pepsis at each location are randomized, as it has turned to night. The moon is shining.

During Rounds 4 and 5, in the blackout, you may choose to gamble. As part of your submission, you may guess which Pepsi type you will have the most of at the end of this round. If you guess correctly, you will gain 3L of Wild Cherry Pepsi. If you guess incorrectly, you will gain 3L of Wild Banana Pepsi.

Each round, you can also pay the mystical Phantom Thief Joker to "change people's hearts."

Whoever pays Joker the most positive garnets in a round can designate a person to "change the heart of," which simply means their submission becomes a random different submission.

INFORMATION

Where a player visited during each round is public, as well as who took what actions.

Players will also publicly know the amount of liters they got from a location, but not what type of Pepsi they received.

SUBMISSIONS

Please include both a location and an action you want to take at that location.

If you are paying Joker garnets, please include the amount of garnets you are paying Joker and who you want Joker to target if you win the bid.

During Rounds 4 and 5, you may choose to gamble. If you decide to gamble, specify that you are gambling, and guess which Pepsi type you will have the most of.

RESULTS

Players that have either more Wild Apple Pepsi, Wild Banana Pepsi, or Wild Dragonfruit Pepsi than they have Wild Cherry Pepsi cannot win the Main Match. After excluding those players, the player with the most Wild Cherry Pepsi at the end of the Main Match wins 2 Tokens of Life. If there is a tie, all tied players receive Tokens of Life, to a maximum of 3. If any more than 3 players are tied for 1st, all Tokens of Life earned through this win condition are nullified.

If a player has the exact same amount of Wild Apple Pepsi, Wild Banana Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Wild Dragonfruit Pepsi (minimum 1L), then they will receive a bonus Token of Life. If there is more than one player that achieves this, then the bonus Token of Life is not distributed.

The player with the most Wild Banana Pepsi at the end of the Main Match is the Elimination Candidate. If this is a tie, the winner(s) break the tie.

Clarification: The Phantom Thief Joker is from Persona 5. They are a separate entity from the @Joker playing in this ORG.

Clarification: Learning tells you both types of Wild Pepsi at a location.

Clarification: You satisfy the "Grunkle Squeaky win-con" for this MM if you have the most Wild Cherry Pepsi out of those who did not win a Token of Life.