Infinite Waifu Stand

In this Main Match, sell waifus at ridiculous prices to come out on top.

Designer(s): ISamEI Match Type: MM (for 13 players)
Featured in: Kill Sam
See Also: Fruit Stand

INFINITE WAUFRUIT STAND


In Infinite Waifruit Stand, players will be selling waifus to receive the most money possible.


Players will randomly draw 2 waifus of the following 5:


Chika Fujiwara :chika:

Sam :killsam:

Wooper :woop:

Snom :snom:

Limbswizard :limbswizard: (A wizard with limbs)


Each round, players must say a selling price for 2 of their waifus.

The price can be any number, but it must be a multiple of 10 and be expressible in 10 characters or less.


Sam will be buying the same number of waifus as players selling the waifus in a category.

The player in a waifu category who offers the lowest price will sell all their waifus.


At the end of every round, the selling price of each waifu will be announced.

There will be just 3 rounds before the game is over.


Powers

Each player may do one of the following once per game:


Secret - this makes the selling price of a waifu secret for a round.


Exchange - you may exchange a waifu for another waifu (effective next round, cannot be used last round).


Burn Snom :burningsnom: - burn the snom of a player. this doubles the money that player earns from selling snoms that round, but then that player loses snom as a waifu and only has one waifu for the rest of the game. You will also receive the "Snom Burner" role to mark that you are willing burn Snoms to earn victory.


Winner


The winner receives 2 tokens of life and 5 Fire Garnets.

The second place player will also receive 2 tokens of life and 5 fire garnets if there is a sole winner.

The loser will select someone without a token of life for deathmatch.


Addendum

the second player player will also receive 2 tokens of life and 5 fire garnets if there is only a sole winner


Clarification: Each waifu is looked at separately, and the person with the lowest seling price of the waifu will sell all of the waifus of that category for their chosen selling price - basically lowest selling price x number of waifus from all people with the waifu / number of people who offered that lowest selling price


(basically sam ripped off fruit stand, it's genius season 3 mm1 if you want to look at that)


Clarification: 0 is a multiple of 10


Clarification: If any player (including Sangmin) does not submit, they will get a strike and it will be as if they have made a bid of "infinity" on all that they were involved in (but they cannot actually earn anything).


Clarification: Your submission must be human-readable or able to be interpreted by wolfram alpha

You can sell fractions of waifus :thonk~3:


Clarification: You can have up to a 10-way tie for first place. If there is more than a 10-way tie for first, then Sam will throw a tantrum and declare himself the winner of the game

Tags

Dilemma    (The game involves players making Prisoner's Dilemma-like decisions.)

Mathematics    (The game tests the players' mathematical abilities.)

Meme    (The game involves non-serious elements and was designed more as a meme.)

Teams    (The game involves the players being split into teams.)